S2 Ep6 – Large Mini Pancake with Some Salmon Bullshit on Top

S2 Ep6 – Large Mini Pancake with Some Salmon Bullshit on Top

 

Recipe quote s2 salmon bullshit

 

Large Mini Pancake with Some Salmon Bullshit on Top

Serves: Who cares? They’re all going to get yacked up at the end of the night anyway.

Cooking Time: It should be a very simple process and shouldn’t take too much time at all. But the preparation might be interrupted; you might run out of milk, your gas might have been disconnected, salmon might be out of season, you might have lost your chopping board. Perhaps a neighbour has walked into your kitchen, uninvited, and told you that you’re not allowed to make salmon bullshit canapés. Any of these things interruptions could hold up what is an otherwise straight forward pancake making process.

Ingredients

  • Flour
  • Milk
  • Egg
  • Butter
  • Salmon
  • Crème fraîche
  • Bullshit

Method

  1. Sift flour. Mix with milk and egg to form a batter. Rest for 30 minutes. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  2. Melt butter in pan. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  3. Dollop small amounts of batter in the hot pan. Fry until bubbles start to form and then flip the pancakes over. Fry on this side until golden brown. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  4. Remove from pan and allow to cool. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  5. Once cooled, smear the mini pancakes with approximately 2 teaspoons of crème fraîche. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  6. Layer on top a small strip of smoked salmon. Please refer to this video demonstration for more information.
  7. Garnish with a delicate sprig of Corey-Bernardi-is-a-homophobic-cock-knuckle.
  8. FUCK THIS SHIT.

 

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